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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’ I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’ The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ‘


Wife asks her husband…

 Feb, 13 - 2014   Text

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.


Clever word meanings

 May, 16 - 2014   1 comment   Text

  IT MAY TAKE A MINUTE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE, BUT THESE ARE CLEVER… 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate […]


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Grins and Snickers

 Mar, 05 - 2014   Text

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So […]


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Elephant flips hippo

 Nov, 15 - 2013   Pictures

Angry elephant flips mother hippopotamus into the air with its trunk as she tries to protect her calf