Just wondering how close this is to the truth …
Only married men can understand the true meaning of having a wife.
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’ I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’ The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ‘
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.