The Dead Cow Lecture

 Apr, 16 - 2014   Text

First-year students at a University Vet Med School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

Men are men

 Sep, 25 - 2013   Text

An attractive blonde from Kiev arrived at the casino and bet


 Aug, 04 - 2013   Text

& Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.


 May, 16 - 2013   Text

A Special Package for Businessmen. An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. All of them gave the same reply…”What trip?”

1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t . 2 .. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.. 3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it […]

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