First-year students at a University Vet Med School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
An attractive blonde from Kiev arrived at the casino and bet
& Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
A Special Package for Businessmen. An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. All of them gave the same reply…”What trip?”
1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t . 2 .. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.. 3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it […]
A man was wandering around in a field, thinking abouthow good his wife had been to him and how fortunatehe was to have her.