Larry’s proverbs

 Jun, 02 - 2014   Text
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1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Chinese Hurrymoon

 Mar, 17 - 2014   EngrishText
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A young Chinese couple get married. She’s a virgin & they are both waiters. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.


 Sep, 07 - 2013   Text
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Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes. Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently […]

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