T H E Jewish E L B O W
If you are giving your kid a famous name, at least make sure it’s spelled correctly.
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A young Chinese couple get married. She’s a virgin & they are both waiters. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.