Larry’s proverbs

 Jun, 02 - 2014   Text

1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Chinese Hurrymoon

 Mar, 17 - 2014   EngrishText

A young Chinese couple get married. She’s a virgin & they are both waiters. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.


 Sep, 07 - 2013   Text

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes. Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently […]

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The Birth of the Internet

 Aug, 12 - 2013   Text

It is time for everyone to fully understand how the internet came about. Here is the authentic version.

Psychic Daughter

 Jul, 04 - 2013   Text

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.”


 May, 28 - 2013   Text

Due to considerable reader demand here are some more Tommy Cooper one liners. Yes, he was brilliant…..