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Larry’s proverbs

 Jun, 02 - 2014   Jokes
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1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


Chinese Hurrymoon

 Mar, 17 - 2014   EngrishJokes
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A young Chinese couple get married. She’s a virgin & they are both waiters. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.


FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

 Sep, 12 - 2013   Jokes
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5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.” 4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.” 3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Tippex thinners . You probably got here just in time.” 2. “Did you ever […]


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GIRL POWER

 Sep, 07 - 2013   Jokes
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Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes. Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently […]


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