A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper. (Who says Seniors don’t have a sense of humor?)
Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, “Do you want the winner of the next race?” Paddy replies “no tanks, oi’ve only got a small garden.”
Pat Buchanan: to steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
BASED ON YOUR SUNSIGNS, ALCOHOROSCOPES EXPLAINS YOUR EXPECTED BEHAVIOUR AFTER YOU GET DRUNK !!