The Green Thing

 Jul, 22 - 2014   Text
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In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.”

Larry’s proverbs

 Jun, 02 - 2014   Text
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1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

29 Universal truths

 Aug, 24 - 2013   Text
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1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.


 Aug, 04 - 2013   Text
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& Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.