Irish jokes

 Oct, 22 - 2013   Text
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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. “I think it’s got epilepsy” he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says “It seems calm enough to me”. Paddy says, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.

Some Old Chuck Norris Jokes

 Nov, 23 - 2012   Text
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1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas 2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 5. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad […]

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