Irish jokes

 Oct, 22 - 2013   Text
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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. “I think it’s got epilepsy” he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says “It seems calm enough to me”. Paddy says, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.

Irish ?!?!

 Aug, 02 - 2013   Text
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Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, “Do you want the winner of the next race?” Paddy replies “no tanks, oi’ve only got a small garden.”

Wonderfully British.

 Dec, 02 - 2013   Text
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On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

Priceless Observations

 Sep, 02 - 2013   Text
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)


 May, 28 - 2013   Text
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Due to considerable reader demand here are some more Tommy Cooper one liners. Yes, he was brilliant…..