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Irish jokes

 Oct, 22 - 2013   Text
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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. “I think it’s got epilepsy” he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says “It seems calm enough to me”. Paddy says, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.


Irish ?!?!

 Aug, 02 - 2013   Text
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Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, “Do you want the winner of the next race?” Paddy replies “no tanks, oi’ve only got a small garden.”


Wonderfully British.

 Dec, 02 - 2013   Text
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On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.


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