Wife asks her husband…

 Feb, 13 - 2014   Text
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A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A husbands nightmare…

 Sep, 13 - 2013   Text
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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the […]

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 May, 16 - 2013   Text
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A Special Package for Businessmen. An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. All of them gave the same reply…”What trip?”

A glass of wine

 Jun, 16 - 2014   Text
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A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she said, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”

WIFE FROM HELL – Excellent Laugh

 May, 25 - 2014   Text
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’ I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’ The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ‘

Chinese Hurrymoon

 Mar, 17 - 2014   EngrishText
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A young Chinese couple get married. She’s a virgin & they are both waiters. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.

Grins and Snickers

 Mar, 05 - 2014   Text
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I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So […]

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