* TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
A Texan walked into a barbershop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.”
1. *Cheese* Pipeto replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper. (Who says Seniors don’t have a sense of humor?)
Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, “Do you want the winner of the next race?” Paddy replies “no tanks, oi’ve only got a small garden.”