New Words for 2014

 Mar, 09 - 2014   Text

  * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

29 Universal truths

 Aug, 24 - 2013   Text

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North. These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper. (Who says Seniors don’t have a sense of humor?)

Irish ?!?!

 Aug, 02 - 2013   Text

Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, “Do you want the winner of the next race?” Paddy replies “no tanks, oi’ve only got a small garden.”