5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.” 4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.” 3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Tippex thinners . You probably got here just in time.” 2. “Did you ever […]
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to […]
If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious!
Angry elephant flips mother hippopotamus into the air with its trunk as she tries to protect her calf
If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana.
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes. Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently […]
Making a baby. This is hilarious!