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Monastery Life

 May, 04 - 2014   Jokes
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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.


Priceless Observations

 Sep, 02 - 2013   Jokes
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)


Do you know who I am?

 Aug, 19 - 2013   Jokes
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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for […]


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R400,000 funeral……

 Jun, 14 - 2012   Jokes
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Jim died. His will provided R400,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. ‘Well, I’m sure Jim would be pleased,’ she said. ‘I’m sure you’re right,’ replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. ‘How much did this really […]


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