God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give […]
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she said, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to […]
A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. She asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet. The Mountie grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come […]