Life…… explained

 Aug, 09 - 2014   Text

God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give […]

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My Favourite Animal

 Aug, 01 - 2014   Text

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

A glass of wine

 Jun, 16 - 2014   Text

A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she said, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”

The old Phone

 May, 29 - 2014   no comments   InspirationalText

When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to […]

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 Apr, 12 - 2014   Text

A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. She asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet. The Mountie grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come […]

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Bees & Golf?

 Mar, 06 - 2014   Text

One day a young woman had just started playing her round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Grins and Snickers

 Mar, 05 - 2014   Text

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So […]

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Alcohol factory taster

 Feb, 16 - 2014   Text

In an alcohol factory as the regular taster died, the director started looking for a new one to hire. One day a drunkard with ragged and dirty look came to apply for the position. The Director of the factory wondered how to send the fellow away.. They tested him. They gave him a glass with […]

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Telephone survey

 Oct, 18 - 2013   Text

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

Black Cab driver’s answer

 Oct, 07 - 2013   Text

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.