A poker game in which the losing hand wins.
A wild guess carried out to two decimal places.
A contractor who is wondering what he left out.
A man who knows very little about a great deal, and keeps knowing less
and less about more and more until he knows practically nothing about
A man who knows a great deal about very little, and goes on knowing more
and more about less and less until he knows practically everything about
People who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded.
People who go in after the Quantity Surveyors and strip the bodies.
COST PLAN ESTIMATE:
The cost of construction in heaven.
The technique for losing your shirt under perfect control.
The point at which liquidated damages begin.
A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.
A gambler, who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal.
A man who starts out knowing practically everything, but ends up knowing
nothing due to his association with Architects and Consulting Engineers.
They save lives – fortunately they weren’t smart enough to go on and