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The old Phone

 May, 29 - 2014   no comments   InspirationalText
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When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to […]


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Clever word meanings

 May, 16 - 2014   1 comment   Text
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  IT MAY TAKE A MINUTE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE, BUT THESE ARE CLEVER… 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate […]


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The Dead Cow Lecture

 Apr, 16 - 2014   Text
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First-year students at a University Vet Med School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.


Boots

 Apr, 12 - 2014   Text
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A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. She asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet. The Mountie grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come […]


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Words: Descriptive definitions…

 Mar, 18 - 2014   Text
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CIGARETTE:    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end  and a fool at the other!   MARRIAGE:    It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelors degree  and a woman gains her masters.   LECTURE:    An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the […]


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